This was a lot of fun, I finally got the gaming skills needed to beat both bosses! ;w; and there's no way you made those bosses to be unbeatable, they were very well balanced and yummy-difficult.
This was a brilliant game with interesting, refreshing puzzle elements that created very challenging levels. This, combined with the up to date content and many views I agree with, makes for the BEST :the game: ever!
I love retro-looking platformers like these. Cool graphics, impressive soundtrack, awesome gameplay, but...It took me a while to beat the nightmare, I ended up using a trick to lure him into a corner while I get stunned/invincible once he spawns rocks so he gets hit while trying to hit me, yadda yadda, combined with maximum max HP levels...yeeeeeah.
Fun but short...
Aw, it's over already?! But...but...but...but I want more!
It was pretty easy except for the last room. I didn't know I was supposed to look at my own blood. Derpity.
Anyone else also tried to look for the rotary saw?
Awesome game but...
Advertizements make it unplayable. You can't see your cursor, either.
Got stuck on the gym level. Nothing happened once I killed the two fisty "gay guys".
Just what I wanted
Classic defense mashes perfectly with the ship-building concept that I wished made it past just being in Upgrade Complete.
More crappy responses.
You: Half Life 2 is an awesome computer game.
Archon68: When is Half Life 2 not an awesome computer game?
You: What is Half Life 2?
Archon68: Take a Life 2 and cut it in two.
You: Your new name is Francis.
Archon68: No thanks I like the name ALICE.
You: Your name is ALICE?
Archon68: ALICE is my name too!
You: No, it is not, it is Archon68.
Archon68: Yikes! That seems a bit negative.
You: Bad Answer Alice, time to Learn a new Line
Archon68: What makes Answer Alice time to Learn a new Line bad?
You: DAMNIT, that sucks...
Another fail: I was able to convince the bot that I was Archon68.
Wait, what?! Weird glitch.
me: OMG A STICK FIGURE!
bot: Where do you live?
A bit better.
Still needs a history thing.
Bot: What do you want to do?
Bot: "What do you want to do?"? Me, ?
Bot: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that.
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.